BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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