That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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