Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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