On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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