But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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