i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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