so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
