i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Randomize
