...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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