giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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