Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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