So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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