I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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