So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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