He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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