I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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