you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
