Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize