Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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