Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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