wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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