Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Everclear isn't food dammit
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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