i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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