Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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