Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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