i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is it because I queefed?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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