I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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