DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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