Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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