I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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