butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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