we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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