We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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