Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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