if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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