He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Never joke about your clitoris.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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