We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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