And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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