omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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