Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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