i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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