This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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