My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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