fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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