I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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