I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just invented taco cereal.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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