I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Randomize
