Having a random hookup so left but love u
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
