People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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