And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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