OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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