i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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