Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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